The most mistreated one? What do you mean? Are some of the others getting different treatment? As for your requests, I can bring you everything but a cigarette. M’trying to quit and having one in my hand even if it’s for you won’t help, sorry. I have an airplane-size bottle of Jack?

Mhm, I’m the only one not getting fed. It’s fine with the cigarette though, I’d prefer the alcohol with my food anyways.